The speech of a lover

I solemnly declare that I will separate the white color, I pierce the mystery of washing at 30 or 40 degree.

I do not ever go away before you have finished you makeup.
If it's the cats that you prefer I do not remember ever a dog could save your life but a cat can not.

I am pleased to see girl movies with you "like pride and prejudice, soap girls' Marina, Roman life."

I'm starting to taste the noodles in your oven, spaghetti tasteless.

I will not love to vegetables whose awful taste is masked by the cheese.

I promise to always answer "yes" when you say: "Is my hair well-coiffed like that? .

I'll invent a whole new meaning to the word hug for you. I am very attentive to you read your horoscope every morning. I will keep all the treasured birthday cards and I'll write real letters when we're separated.

I do not ever ask where are my car keys and I'll never let my socks streaking down. With me you always find the toothpaste tube recorked. I'll buy pants for woman and I wear it if you like it. My belly button will always be blank for all films. I tell you I give my life for you and if you do not answer I'm sure there will be a part of me will die.